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Piper: I’m sorry for dragging you into these fights, Wonky.

Wonky: We’ve been through tough times before, Ma’am.

Piper: Yes, but I’m getting thoroughly tired of weathering them. I’m sick of being on the run.

Wonky: We haven’t been a lawful enterprise for a long time now, Ma’am.


Piper: I’ve been thinking a bit about the past, Wonky. What if we’d done what the Royalists wanted way back then? Just followed orders.

Wonky: That doesn’t sound like something you would do, Captain.

Piper: If we’d just completed that delivery and not stuck our noses where they didn’t belong.

Wonky: We wouldn’t be outlaws, but those poor steambots would have had to endure the work camps instead.

Piper: You’re right as usual, Wonky. But what if we’d never found out that they wanted us to transport prisoners?

Wonky: You made the right call, Captain. I wouldn’t have served under you this long if you hadn’t helped them escape.

Piper: Only goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished.


Piper: Smuggling black market Gallons was only supposed to be temporary, right?

Wonky: Maybe we took the easy way out, but could you imagine the two os us rustlin’ steam-cattle?

Piper: Poor creatures.

Wonky: I’m built into this chair, I’m a pilot. You, you’re a captain, that’s what we are.

Piper: At least we’ve found good use for those skills now.

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